Steps For A Hippie Gorilla to Remove Weasel Wool From Under Fingernails
1) Get naked and sit in front yard with legs crossed.
2) Put Fingernails out facing you to check what needs to be done.
3) Take fingernails and scratch up and down both of your sides at the same time, while chanting ugh, ugh, uhh.
4) Check fingernails.
5) Check ground under both sides for any wool that may have come out.
6) Get little piece of paper.
7) Roll said wool in the little piece of paper.
Smoke wool and little piece of paper.
9) Scream eeek eek unh unh and run around yard on all fours while beating your hands on ground in at least 4 spots.
10) Run to small tree in yard and do you very best to tear it up.
11) Beat Chest
12) Scratch Chest
13) Scratch Butt
14) Smell Finger
15) Do backward rollover and come to original sitting position.
16) Put fingernails out facing you to recheck.
17) Repeat process if necessary.